Curse

Buster · Apr 17, 2008, 09:44 AM // 09:44

Vekk: It's not my fault that you big bookahs can't dodge !

Had me rollin in tears lol

Cebe · Apr 17, 2008, 10:10 AM // 10:10

Acolyte Sousuke.

"That blew up good. That blew up REAL good."

Elena · Apr 17, 2008, 10:46 AM // 10:46

"Their healer's a sissy! You hear me? SISSY!"
Get that guy over there! You know we can take him!"
"Hey, are they staring at us? What's the matter with you? Your eyes stuck? You wanna fight? I got something for you! Come on! Let's beat the smirks off their faces!"
Khim

gotta love a healer with a bite

BenjZee · Apr 17, 2008, 11:45 AM // 11:45

oh great another bookah

could someone please get me the quote about pushing Gadd off a bridge- gets me every time.
You gotta love "as a boy i...." rurik quotes

edit: adding more.

"Everyone move out, there are destroyers coming"
"Never mind...there here" Ogden

"my name is gwen" ... as if we didn't regonise you.
I also love one of the comments and asura makes at the meeting "a wall, abig wall will keep them out"

TheRaven · Apr 17, 2008, 12:13 PM // 12:13

"Guess what? You're flameable!" (Cynn)
"There are a million ways to kill a man. This is number 362" (Master of Whispers)

shoogi · Apr 17, 2008, 01:33 PM // 13:33

Oink!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BenjZee · Apr 17, 2008, 01:44 PM // 13:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by shoogi

Oink!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He is a legend

c'mon anet when are u gunna announce the special oink campaign

Avai · Apr 17, 2008, 06:51 PM // 18:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Talarian

I find most of the things Olias says are more disturbing than funny...

I agree with this statement.

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmithyBen

c'mon anet when are u gunna announce the special oink campaign

There is no Pig Level.

RTSFirebat · Apr 17, 2008, 09:38 PM // 21:38

This pretty much speaks for itself

anshin · Apr 17, 2008, 10:20 PM // 22:20

This is one of the best things i've seen being said.

ShadowsRequiem · Apr 17, 2008, 10:42 PM // 22:42

The Quest in factions that makes fun of the Anchorman gang fight....

Sir Pandra Pierva · Apr 17, 2008, 10:53 PM // 22:53

Soske=Understanding is half the battle fireballs are the other half.

Any of cynns burning quotes.
The trees dont burn i already tried.

Palowa Joko
the last cutscene with him is just funny.

Oola
well butter up the other side of the frying pan and cook me.

i just got that one wrong

goren
Harpy

lubo the mime?
his insult when you lose the contest

the drinking contest quotes
"leg full to the top"
I LOVE YA MAN.
MY PANTS OFF TO YA

more to be added

The Red Messenger · Apr 17, 2008, 11:57 PM // 23:57

"My husband left me for a bone minion" (npc text outside of frostmaws burrows)

leaves a funny image in my head...

Koricen · Apr 18, 2008, 12:58 AM // 00:58

Herta:

"I keep telling these guys to just go home and get some sleep. Everything looks better after a fourteen hour nap and some food, you know? I bet there would be a lot less wars if we just had a few more comfortable beds out there."

"Can't we all just get along? It's not that I'm a pacifist. I'm just dreadfully lazy"

"Join the Sunspears," they said. "See exotic lands, meet new and interesting people... and kill them." That's what sold me." (Full Metal Jacket all the way)

"This is fun and all, but I'd rather be sleeping."

Hollow Gein · Apr 18, 2008, 01:49 AM // 01:49

From Lina in the Tarnished Coast:

"Every time I get used to the fact that humans are in charge of everything, we come across some other creatures that think they're in the running. We usually blow them up."

Onarik Amrak · Apr 18, 2008, 02:06 AM // 02:06

Menzies will eat your spleen.